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Bachelor Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of random collection of ingredients that can be found in a bachelor's kitchen. Also known as a bachelor sangwich, bachelor sammy, randy sammy, or potpournini (potpourri / panini)
Ryan made a bachelor sandwich with ham, gravy, pickles, one slice of bread, a tortilla, a hasbrown, and crushed Top Ramen.
by RonnieSan August 14, 2011
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Bachelor laundry load

Throwing all dirty clothes, towels, socks, regardless of colors and put washer on COLD. Throw an extra few wash minutes as you smash it in the front loader. Add detergent and fabric softener and hope for the best.
I am doing a 3 loads to 1 load conversion. Fukkit , doing a bachelor laundry load.

I have been free ballin' for a week, I need to do a bachelor laundry load with drawzzz in it for sure.
by Dani T December 28, 2013
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bachelor bomb

When a single man (or Dad who's bach'ing it for awhile) is a domestic shit show and destroys the house (usually the kitchen).
Sorry bro, I can't come over to watch the game-- I just set a bachelor bomb off in our kitchen and Elizabeth gets back tonight so I need to clean this shit up post-haste.
by Marauder12 July 7, 2016
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Bachelor wash

When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.
My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.
by Chieftank January 2, 2019
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de-bachelorize

verb (-ing, -ized)
the act of replacing typical bachelor decor in the home with items considered more feminine.
"Jessica just moved in and has started to de-bachelorize my place."
"Amy de-bachelorized Todd's home by putting that duvet on the bed."
by stew1234 April 28, 2009
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Bum Bachelor

A term used to describe a homosexual who lives by themselves and are generally lonely. Bum Bachelor is also used in a derogatory state to imply someone is gay but no gay man/woman wants them.
'Hey Jonathan you're a bum bachelor!'
'I know, i'm such a gay loner.'
by Mitchnut June 22, 2012
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Hoe beached whale slut

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Hoe beached whale slut goes to st michles
by Fukin aussie July 30, 2019
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