Baby Gamer

A gamer who acts like a baby about everything that happens to him in game.

Jess: “Dan is such a baby gamer. He always cries about every little thing that happens in RLS”

by RLS Historian March 30, 2019

kick the baby

A simple yet hilarious routine from South Park, originating in the first episode in which Kyle kicks his adopted Canadian brother like a football.

Kyle: Ready Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
*punts Ike*

by MarshoTripps September 7, 2009

baby wet

When the pussy has that good good sticky icky wet like she's been waiting for just you all your life where you know she's ending up pregnant with your baby.

Son she had that baby wet! Call me daddy in 9 months.

by Hotty Mari May 28, 2016

baby stays

Bang Chan ( the leader of Stray Kids) refers to stays as baby stays

Chan: "Good bye baby stays! See you guys next week!"

chan:"Bye baby gay- baby stays lol"

by what.a.mess_skz January 4, 2020

baby fart

usually comes after eating a 3rd jar of Gerber's green bean mushroom puree mixed with banana pudding and is barely audible even to the person responsible for it but it leaves the room in which it happens smelling like death itself has died...

OH man, what is that? Rotten horse meat covered with maggots or dead fish decaying in the sun?
It's probably just another baby fart slipped out when no one was watching.

by Dr. Simulacra November 14, 2013

Kiss The Baby

An old term meaning to go to prison a very long time.

Big Mean: What's the charge?

Harry Monroe: Innocent.

Big Mean: Ain't we all?

Harry Monroe: Bank robbery?

Big Mean: Oh, shit.

Harry Monroe: Ooooh, shit!

Big Mean: You can kiss the baby.

Harry Monroe: Kiss the baby?

Skip Donahue: to Big Mean What baby is that sir?

Big Mean: Ask your lawyer.

by Mark1983 October 7, 2017

baby on board

The quick translation: Bitch on Board

"Baby on board" indicates a woman driver with a huge sense of entitlement just because she managed to pop out a kid. Stay out of her way. She thinks she had the immaculate conception, and expects everyone to bow down to her kid as if it were the new Baby Jesus.

by drunk oracle March 19, 2010