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Auntie Sparknotes

Auntie Sparknotes is a humor/advice columnist at the website sparknotes.com
Auntie Sparknotes and her confidence pants-wearing lobsters vs. Dan Bergstein in werewolf form; who would win?
by SpiffyAlien July 5, 2010
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Aunt Tomala

She pretends to be a good friend, but don't tell Aunt Tomala anything you don't want the boss to find out about.
by Kendra Dommer April 11, 2008
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auntie

auntie copped a dib from me
by throwed&payed December 11, 2003
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Aunt Jamima

When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.
"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."
by Jordan January 4, 2004
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Aunt Jemima

A term used for reserveing front seat status in a vehicle. Counter to rosa parks which outranks shot gun and various other forms of front seat reservation.
John called shot gun but I threw out a Aunt Jemima to counter it.
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aunt condi

The female version of Uncle Tom, a sell out to her race, a black woman who will say or do anything to be in good standing with the (white) "Man", at the expense of denying her own culture. A poser, a tampoon. Think Condi Rice
That Condi Rice will support anything that George Bush does. She is an Aunt Condi.
by pghkm September 22, 2008
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New Orleans Aints

A term coined by New Orleans sports commentator Buddy Diliberto during the 1980-81 season, when the Saints went 1-15.
The New Orleans Aints gave us the whole paper bag over the head thing.
by StoogeWatcher January 13, 2011
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