Lance Armstrong

A man who overcame testicular cancer and has won the Tour de France numerous times. He also has his own line of yellow wristbands that are nothing short of sweet.

Lance Armstrong will do more than you ever will and he has only one nut.
Imagine if he had two....

by Ryan Agee May 24, 2007

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Billie Joe Armstrong

Frontman of a punk band called Green Day. They've had some good songs, I suppose. Characterized by many for his unique pronunciation of certain vowels mid~song.

e.g.

#ett's somthin urnpredictahburhl, bert enn thee ehnd eht s'royt#

'Man, that Billie Joe Armstrong sure talks funny'

Person: 'Hey, Billie Joe Armstrong, how are you doing?'
B.J.A. : 'Amurll royt thernks'

by xmastercelebratorx June 9, 2013

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Jupiter Armstrong

1-v. the act of filling a girls vagina with a 18 inch or more cock and causing internal hemmoraging and days even weeks of walking bow-legged and may even sometimes require the use of a wheelchair or walking aid

2-n. a male whose sexual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability

Jacob Jupiter Armstronged Jody and broke two of her ribs.

Jacob is such a Jupiter Armstrong, thought Jody.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

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Louis Armstrong

When in the shower one cups one's hand ovek the crack of their ass before releasing gas. Upon release, the hand is moved to allow for varying tonal control of the sounds emitted. (Like when Louis would cover the bell of the trumpet for a muted sound

I had beans last night and was able to blast out the m,elody to stardust with a Louis Armstrong this morning.

by Falls Guy May 13, 2005

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