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Asshole Recognition System (ARS)

The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).
My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!
by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025
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Areli

Has gorgeous eyes, pretty smile, Beautiful face. Has a behind as big as her personality! Can make people laugh, is out going and down for everything fun, she is so pretty sometimes people misjudge her for a hoe or slut, all the boys love to look but do not dare touch, is a huge flirt when in a relationship, she is very loyal and amazing friend, the boys want her, but can't have her, boys tend to fall in love way to soon with this girl, and girls tend to be envious of her.
Areli is hella dope!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Fută-te-ar soarele

Same as "fute-te-ar soarele", but with a local Transylvanian accent.

A Romanian expression that blends crude insult with a poetic twist of natural forces. Implies a deeper commentary on poor judgment. There is also a medical implication in the sense that people with lack of judgement would spend time under the sun without proper protection and getting heat stroked.

Culturally, it may mock someone’s inability to foresee obvious consequences like standing in the sun too long without protection and getting heatstroke. The sun becomes both the punisher and the metaphor for harsh reality. The phrase carries a layer of medical absurdity, hinting that the person’s brain might already be fried from overexposure, hence their current idiocy.
"Fută-te-ar soarele de prost"
“May the sun fuck you, you idiot.”
It adds „de prost” (literally “for being stupid” / “you fool”) to specify why the curse is being delivered.
by Lascarica July 16, 2025
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ar

i am very ar today.
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ar

the most cool, beautiful, pretty, amazing, awesome, cute, lovely, nice and hot girl, she is a treasure so don't lose it, its a adjective to praise someone.
"omg look at this woman she is very ar"
"wow a lot of ars here"
by natasha parker June 3, 2020
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Ares

ares is the finest mf in the united states hes like really pog and he has nice hands and a MONSTER cock <3
me: AYO IS THAT ARES?
ares: yeah mommy lemme see them titties
me: *starts taking off shirt*
by pee chugger May 30, 2021
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AR Brix

"Hey I'm watching AR Brix right now!"
by Defo Not AR Brix May 16, 2023
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