The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).
Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?
Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.
Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.
by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010
Get the delayed foreskin separation anxiety disordermug. A natural occuring emotion built into humans for survival and awareness .
It's very normal to worry about EVERYTHING. It's more common than you think, nowadays used as the ultimate excuse to be a flakey friend , a liar, selfish and most importantly a total cynical cunt .
Common symptoms include not contacting anyone or going into hiding , then appearing out or nowhere when you want or need something of somebody
Selfishness and being cheeky are a all too common.
Alot of people I know have zero issues going up to strangers houses to buy weed / drugs or to party , but have a massive issue getting work or interacting with people outside their comfort zone.
Anxiety 'sufferers' should be kept we'll away from normal functioning people as they only ever bring them down to their level , often filling them with guilt because he / she hasn't been a good friend to them.
God help you if you need them.
It's very normal to worry about EVERYTHING. It's more common than you think, nowadays used as the ultimate excuse to be a flakey friend , a liar, selfish and most importantly a total cynical cunt .
Common symptoms include not contacting anyone or going into hiding , then appearing out or nowhere when you want or need something of somebody
Selfishness and being cheeky are a all too common.
Alot of people I know have zero issues going up to strangers houses to buy weed / drugs or to party , but have a massive issue getting work or interacting with people outside their comfort zone.
Anxiety 'sufferers' should be kept we'll away from normal functioning people as they only ever bring them down to their level , often filling them with guilt because he / she hasn't been a good friend to them.
God help you if you need them.
I have general anxiety disorder, I will let you down everytime you will rely on me , I will not work nor reciprocate your kindness , well because I have general anxiety disorder you see, so I can't function.
I do however smoke loads of weed and drink copious amounts of drink, because that doenst effect me.
Working does however , or being relied, if I'm ever late for anything because of you it's a catastrophic event because you have zero regard for my illness.
If I make you wait or make youate however , it's funny.
Il often put hahahahahah at the end of everything in a text so it cushions the blow of my invetibale failures and let's downs.
It's called general anxiety disorder etc
I do however smoke loads of weed and drink copious amounts of drink, because that doenst effect me.
Working does however , or being relied, if I'm ever late for anything because of you it's a catastrophic event because you have zero regard for my illness.
If I make you wait or make youate however , it's funny.
Il often put hahahahahah at the end of everything in a text so it cushions the blow of my invetibale failures and let's downs.
It's called general anxiety disorder etc
by Boredofthebullshit November 8, 2021
Get the General anxiety disorder etcmug. by belupacito4738 October 10, 2022
Get the Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?mug. PointCrow: Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
Person 2: Ayo what the
Person 2: How'd you get in my- Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
PointCrow: HAHHAHAHA!
Person 2: Ayo what the
Person 2: How'd you get in my- Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
PointCrow: HAHHAHAHA!
by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 7, 2022
Get the Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?mug. a condition that afflicts pretty girls who lack inflated senses of self. when a pretty girl, or bad bitch, steps out in a cute outfit or in a full face of makeup, she (or they) may feel anxiety when onlookers stare at them for extended periods of time.
friend: hey megan, you look so hot today!
megan: thank you honey! i almost didn’t wear this skirt because it gives me bad bitch anxiety.
friend: they look at you because you’re a bad bitch!
megan: thank you honey! i almost didn’t wear this skirt because it gives me bad bitch anxiety.
friend: they look at you because you’re a bad bitch!
by carolfromtheblock October 12, 2021
Get the bad bitch anxietymug. Cyber Social Anxiety is a condition that someone has when they have a fear of socialising with others online possibly due to past experiences getting cyber bullied, doxxed, or even no reason at all.
Typically, those people may have little to no online presence, including no social media and may request not to have their pictures taken in case it shows up online where they would get made fun of.
Typically, those people may have little to no online presence, including no social media and may request not to have their pictures taken in case it shows up online where they would get made fun of.
“Why don’t you have an Instagram?”
“Because I have Cyber Social Anxiety.”
“What’s that?”
“Same thing with Social Anxiety but online.”
“Because I have Cyber Social Anxiety.”
“What’s that?”
“Same thing with Social Anxiety but online.”
by yourbestiefriendleo August 5, 2023
Get the Cyber Social Anxietymug. the feeling you get when you just can't find a landmark while looking for a place in an unknown environment
John was getting landmark anxiety because his date had told him the restaurant was next to a blue sign, which he couldn't find.
by le ballzilla July 27, 2010
Get the landmark anxietymug.