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Difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.

A metaphor relating to a stupid, ignorance, and educated person that can not distinguish similarities between items or objects.
George is so stupid, he don't know the difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.
by KD.Stinkmeaner November 15, 2011
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two snaps and a hey

Synonym for WOOT! Yippee! Great! Wow! Huzzah! Hooray!
Kelly: I got a Wii for my birthday!
Drew: Two snaps and a hey!
by slicklaroo by way of drewbie January 22, 2009
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Two Gin Bottles and a Stop Sign

a term to describe mounting excitement followed by massive disappointment..derived from Geraldo Rivera's epic embarassement, in which he opened a vault he believed contained Al Capone's hidden fortune in a worldwide live TV special.. only two empty gin bottles and and an old stop sign.
"how'd your date go w/ that supermodel you met online?"
"Dude, it was two gin bottles and a stop sign. I should have known it was too good to be true when she wouldn't send me a closeup picture."
by KyTKatk July 21, 2009
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shunt and a grunt

The act of going for a pooh. The fact that it will be accompanied by a grunt raises the presumption that this will be a big pooh.
Phew, I'd give it a good 10 minutes before you follow me into the toilet. I've just had a shunt and a grunt.
by very_ape January 22, 2006
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an arm and a leg

A large amount of money; very expensive or costly.

Some things are so expensive that they are painful to buy, and cost everything you have.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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