by butt cheeks. November 6, 2015
Get the alaskan coiler mug.When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.
Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.
by alaskalover123 January 5, 2021
Get the Alaskan Menstruation mug.The act of multiple people engaging in a competition of doing anal with multiple people, scraping the shit off your dick and measuring who scraped the most off in the span of a week.
The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
The loser then collects all the shit and puts it in a lava lamp, and it forever sits on their nightstand floating beautifully
by Alaskan boi December 26, 2020
Get the Alaskan logging mug.while engaging in vaginal intercourse before ejaculation the male pulls out a lighter and sets the womans pubis a flame and puts it out with his cum!!!!!!!!
lastnight was so fun cause kodys mom lets me do the alaskan fireman on her!
gross i cant believe you let kody do the alaskan fireman on you, you sick whore
gross i cant believe you let kody do the alaskan fireman on you, you sick whore
by hillybillydonkey March 13, 2020
Get the alaskan fireman mug.putting frozen ice cream in a condom and letting it freeze to shape the condom and put it in the lucky man/woman.
by Alaskan klondike July 9, 2018
Get the alaskan klondike mug.I was drinking 40's with Tom last night and when we were talking about social justice he started going off on an Alaskan 40oz. I didn't know he was such a bigot.
by Frosty Degen December 30, 2022
Get the Alaskan 40oz mug.When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.
by Felt her November 23, 2021
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