triple agent

Someone who you think is your friend, but then betrays you for the sole purpose of capturing your other friend who is a double agent.

Oblivious Motherfucker: How could you betray me?
Triple Agent: I only betrayed you so you could uncover the truth about Nina!
Oblivious Motherfucker: But Jack is my best friend! You are nothing to me now!
Triple Agent: Actually I'm all that you've got.

by TheWhiteBowser October 3, 2016

pulled an agent

agent orange... smart ass whos getting the sack..

jimbo pulled an agent on that one..

by gaznet September 18, 2006

pulled an agent

The act of working in a call centre and either giving or receiving sexual pleasure using nothing but the underside of your desk or your partner's chair.

"you see him, he pulled an agent, it was like a circlejerk gone horribly wrong :S"

by FANTASTICO September 25, 2006

FBI_Agent

a god damn lunger

ah shit, Fibs pissed in my cheerios again.

by sismit September 23, 2003

Make LeBron a Free Agent

OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITION: To take a shit
(Another euphamism for "Taking my talents to South Beach")

Damn, I got the bubble guts! I'll be back. I'm going to the bathroom to "Make LeBron a Free Agent".

by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

sleeper agent

a guy who for all appearances is straight, but has a kinsey scale number other than 0.

man, that frat party was full of sleeper agents

by wejak September 24, 2009

secret agent squirrel

greasy headed loser. one whom enjoys sitting on his own thumb.

tom is such a secret agent squirrel

by fish stick 123456 April 30, 2007