Go to bed

Go to bed - meaning just be quiet and pretend you’re sleeping to resemble no noise and peacefulness.

“You’re so pathetic , just go to bed.”

by uncircumsised lemon November 18, 2019

Bed scrapers

Breasts so large that they scrape the bed when engaging in intercourse in the doggy style position.

Hey Brad, have you seen the new receptionist? She's got some real bed scrapers

by Nicker_doodle September 23, 2016

Bed Napkin

The top sheet of the bed. Can be used to wipe bodily fluids off of face after dining.

Honey, where’s the bed napkin so I can wipe the saliva/semen/pussyjuice/santorum off my chin. I’m a big mess! The last time I saw it, it was twisted around my ankles.

by Sad giraffe May 25, 2019

Bed Bunnies

You a couple that don’t do shit outside the bed.
Y’all snuggle n fuck like bunnies

“Yo you think Andy and Lilly are coming out tonight?”
“Naw since they dating they don’t do shit, they lame bed bunnies”

by cminivan March 5, 2019

dirt bed

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

by vwallac January 20, 2014

bed condom

a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.

he sleeps around so much that i had to put a bed condom on his bed before i crashed in it.

by the real frank the tank April 21, 2009

bed load

when your load touches your bed

"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"

by 69ingdudemonkey November 10, 2011