Bed Lag

The feeling of mental unawareness of what the time of day is after a long nap.

I'm sorry I was late to the movie, I experienced some serious bed lag and thought it was only five.

by Little Buddy Diapers January 23, 2011

Bed salt

Small crumbs or random shit on the bed the size of salt, that annoys you while you try to sleep and end up brushing off

Fuck I can't sleep with all this bed salt on the bed, I have to brush it off

by Windowsweirdo October 15, 2020

bed steamer

A bed steamer is someone who just had sex, falls asleep and begins to moan and sweat as if they are having better sex them they just did with you

Last night my husband pulled a bed steamer now I have to wash the sheets again

by GSpot manager May 13, 2015

Bed Fizz

When one is comfortable in bed with all necessities and luxuries at arms reach, a full body fizzing orgasm is sent throughout the body followed by butterflies and a large grin.

Husband: Can you get the remote and my Zoo mag?
Wife: Yep there you go.
Husband: mhmmhmhmmh (Bed Fizz)

by s s l November 01, 2011

Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.

Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!

by Anonymous1847282718181 May 05, 2020

Go to bed

Go to bed - meaning just be quiet and pretend you’re sleeping to resemble no noise and peacefulness.

“You’re so pathetic , just go to bed.”

by uncircumsised lemon November 18, 2019

bed mayo

Another word for cum.

Oh no! You got bed mayo all over my hair!

by tablesauce December 31, 2016