rubber buddy

A condom

"Hey man what's up with all these boxes"
"Oh my rubber buddy's are in there"
"Oh! Planning on getting laid tonight"
"Absolutely"

by Non-compliant June 22, 2015

Rubber room

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"That's crazy! Carl said, in the rubber room. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy."

by fartermcgee June 17, 2023

rubber necking

to do a double take or look back at a hot or attractive person while walking.

*hot girl with big bust walks by*
guy: *looks at back at her*
girl: *hits guy* you were totally just rubber necking her. You're supposed to be paying attention to me.

by whatitreallyis December 26, 2016

crumb rubber

A rubber that has been in your wallet for far too long and is starting to crumble.

"Hey , Bae you ready for some sugar?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"

by ur ban this January 10, 2017

rubber goose

a third wheel, but better phrase

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?

by peaceandloveabby May 29, 2018

Rubber sucky

Euphemism for sucking on a dildo in the bathtub for someone else's enjoyment.

Dude, your sister posted a rubber sucky on her OnlyFans, and I saw bubbles coming up from the water.

by rosewilting March 20, 2022

rubber paycheck

When your paycheck bounces because the company is broke as fuck

Who knew a company could be so broke they give out rubber paychecks

by adudl March 8, 2017