noob

Someone who knows better yet still does things as if they are new to the experience. Mostly used in reference to computer games, formus, or blogs.
Selaria attempts to make an easy jump from 1 platform to another and is unable to accomplish this, even though she has been playing the game for over a year. This is a noob!
by Amalar September 21, 2006
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when someone is totally retarted, and just cant get things when everyone else can.
the person can tend to be slow, as in sloooow
u need to define words all the time just so you can have a conversation.
someone who puts a helmet on and has the strap in front of their goggles..thats a noob
m0oks: "like omg Chamroeun ur such a noob"
chamroeun: "SOOooOO"

she actually knows she's a noob
by m0oks July 31, 2008
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boobs that are sooo small that there are only nipples for boobs. imagina a 5th graders boobs, aka noobs.
WOW..your girl has some noobs, im surprised wen u feel her up u dont feel her down...
by the slutzky April 24, 2003
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A noob, or n00b, is a gay faggot who eats at McDonalds.
Mark- Hey noob! *laughs at Tim*
Tim- *crys* SO WHAT IF I EAT AT MCDONALDS?!
by thecoolguy July 11, 2008
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an offensive term or a name to put someone down.
Jordan: omg i love silkroad and buzz.
Zac: yeah and your a noob.
by andrews hair February 19, 2008
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A noobish person. It literally defines itself.
by Thetruthpoet December 28, 2014
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A word restricted to only 13 year kids who spend their life on Xbox live. Usually used when a kid gets angry and loses a game.
Kid1: *Shoots kid2 dead in Modern Warfare 2*

kid2: YOU DUMB NOOB!
by co0ldude124 September 04, 2011
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