mat harvey

a person that will have sex with any male or female thats moving... also tends to go for girls/boys much younger than himself, also enjoys getting stoned and flushing his life down the toilet....

look, is that Mat Harvey 30 year old kissing an 10 year old :0

by I Know All, So Obey Me... August 23, 2011

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Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018

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Mat lip

The tar or residue left on your lip after having a bong

Here’s a wipe Lisa you have mat lip

Should I bring some tissues just in case we get mat lip

Oi you have mat lip.

by V Taranaki April 1, 2022

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jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009

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matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.

"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR

by Who resembles God April 6, 2021

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