basketball

When someone shoves a ball up the other teams ass. and then skull fucks their dog and cat.

" wow i just got basketballed."

"why is my dog getting basketballed."
"im gonna go basketball the asian @Nemec"

by Datguysteve April 8, 2022

The basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.

Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.

by martypartyparty April 26, 2021

Urban Dictionary basketball a**hole

When someone that uses Urban Dictionary shoves a basketball up their a**hole.

Why does he love watching videos of Urban Dictionary basketball a**holes?

by ••••••••••••••• April 12, 2024

basketball

the sport that was made for babies who don't feel like kicking a ball and running up and down a 110 yard field!!

basketball is for babies

by D E L A N E E UHHHH June 17, 2018

Sas girls basketball

WERE SO ASS . ONLY TWO 7th graders are good lmao!

So ass ! Sas girls basketball needs to stop

by ~ anonymous 😭 November 10, 2019

BASKETBALL CROTCH

When you play basketball or any type of sport / activity then you don't wash your sweaty balls and ass. Effect is greatly intensified if you have especially hairy groin.

Ew, Rudy went to sleep with basketball crotch last night and now his leopard blanket smells like sweaty ass and balls.

by lalala730 September 13, 2017

Basketball Beep

The distinct noise made by a common American household item. This often indicates the presence of an African American residing in said household. This sound can also be heard and misinterpreted as the iconic sound of a sneaker being skid across the Basketball court.

Bro 1: "Did I just hear a 'Basketball Beep' through the mic?"
Bro 2: *proceeds to obliterate the headsets of everyone in the CoD Lobby*

by BigChodeMan21 June 1, 2024