Master Chief

A heavy smoker, able to hit and clear a bong all at once.

I am Master Chief!

by Loganbuuullshit October 21, 2010

subconscious chiefing

Subconscious chiefing is when you are talking to a girl, although having no immediate intentions of trying to cop dome. Typically when one becomes unaware of their actions or feelings when chatting up babes, then the part of the mind which influences one's actions and feelings takes control and tries to hunt booty.

Guy 1: "I was just being nice to her, we're just friends."
Guy 2: "Nah dude, you were definitely subconscious chiefing."

by Chief Big Dick August 22, 2014

chief spencer

A true coward in every sense of the word. Unable to attend a meeting or event alone. Afraid of his own shadow. Makes decisions based on greed, revenge, bias, retaliation. A racist. A short, frail man with no friends. Hated by all who see him for the back stabbing coward he is. A "twink". only cares about himself. Inferior, small, little, sickly.

Don't be a chief spencer. Only a chief spencer would hide in combat. You're going to chief spencer me to death. Chief spencer is a coward.

by Youradouchebag September 22, 2016

boner chief

When a man has a boner from a woman for some reason,he feels like he's a leader because he's the only one with a boner.

jack: hey juan, what happend with you and carol last night?

juan: it was great. i was the boner chief. haha.

by that guy 2468 December 2, 2010

chill chief

The chillist person in the room, at a party or who can calm things down without trying.

Yo man, this guy is the chill chief.

by Megastar8 December 15, 2016

chief dorkus

The one dork who ranks far above the others, even surpassing the dorkiness of a dorkus malorkus.

dorkus malorkus: Wow you're the chief of all dorks. *bows* I shall call you chief dorkus!

chief dorkus: I am honored.

by Chief Dorkus December 7, 2013

chief feature

character flaw; personality defect; one of 7 chief features of the ego that one must overcome to be whole

which one is your chief feature?

self-deprecation, self-destruction, martyrdom, stubbornness, greed, arrogance, impatience.

by admityourhuman September 23, 2013