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CGR ( Can't get right )

When you are unemployed , drunk off your ass all the time and/or just plain lazy. There are 4 stages
Stage 1: Unemployed
Stage 2: Unemployed and alcoholic
Stage 3: Raging drunk and obnoxious a hole
Stage 4: Wife beater (very rare)
John: Damn man Chris has got that CGR ( Can't get right )for about 6 months now
Tim: Yeah man heard he might have CGR stage 3. Might not be able to shake it.
by Ron Teal July 25, 2012
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i can't stand you

When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.
by Notorious Fae August 5, 2016
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Can't swing a dead cat.

When you live in such a small town that you run into someone you know EVERY time you go out. Short for "you can't swing a dead cat by the tail without hitting 2 people you know." Basically means you live in too small a town. In gestured form is done by a circling of one hand in the air like a lassoing action.
I went out to eat with my friends and the waitress comes over and says, "hay, I went to high school with you." My friend says, "you can't swing a dead cat."
by kraash October 17, 2006
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Can't tag your butcher

adj.

Rule in "Tag." The person who is tagged cannot immediately tag back the person who tagged him.
Kid#1: Tag! You're it!
Kid#2: *tags Kid #1* Tag! YOU'RE it!
Kid#1: Can't tag your butcher!
by Koby Fish January 8, 2006
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I can't breathe with a mask on

A phrase used by karens who can't grow up and don't understand that other people can't breathe with the coronavirus.
Karen: I can't breathe with a mask on
Worker: Nobody can breathe with coronavirus
by mrguy122345 August 13, 2020
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Can't Raise the Main Sail

Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"
Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!
by Wolf89 January 3, 2007
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the Left can't meme

Synonym for “I find only offensive humor amusing”.
This meme is shit! It doesn't insult a single minority. The Left can't meme!
by Bored Doll August 4, 2020
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