Fender Bender

When your not a BACKPACK RIDER, your a Fender Bender...

Noun. (1) A person that bumps into people constantly (3 or more) while in a crowded hallway. (2) Someone who steps on your shoes and messes them up, whether its denting them or just dirtying them up.

Verb. To Fender Bend or Fender Bending

Scott: Yo, Esther, you fender bender. Hop off my swag and stop fender bending me, my shoes are getting dirty.

Esther: MONG! I didn't fender bend you, you stupid backpack rider!

by please_accept_my_definition April 8, 2009

Fender Bender

1: Somebody who destroyed his guitar in such a dumb way that it is inplayable.
2: Somebody who plays any song that has also been played on the Disney Channel an a guitar.
3: Somebody who has sexual intercourse with a guitar.
4: A collision between motor vehicles that produces minor damage.

Fender stands for a very common brand of guitars.
Rape is Rape. Or REAP for the people who are more linguistique.

Dude, I played some Jonas Brothers on my guitar last night.

Jesus man, total fender bender.

by casdebom April 25, 2010

pole bender

Someone with curly hair, preferably blonde, who associates "pole bending" with their sexuality.

Gay guy: "i'm as bent as a pole"

Straight guy: "you're such a pole bender"

Straight guy to gay guy: "i'm starting to fear you now, you might bend my pole with your mind powers"

by I'm Andy April 25, 2006

fender bender

sucking dong and jerking 2 others as one man rubs his ass on the back of your head

"After the fender bender she has to wash her hair hardcore."

by kenny b October 11, 2006

space bender

it’s like calling someone a mong or a dickhead

“shut up u space bender”

by aev November 30, 2019

Tender Bender

Female who sleeps with multiple people while in relationships. Females who tends to have thottish tendencies.

“Aye bro you seen tyrone?” Yea my dude my boy down the street pipin some little “Tender Bender”.

by Whoreible Holly February 2, 2018

Rat Bender

General insult, non-vulgar most often used in jest.

John: You bought 25 raffle tickets, and I bought two, but I won the money!
Bill (in mock irritation): You freakin' rat bender!

by Aetherium April 12, 2008