bed load

when your load touches your bed

"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"

by 69ingdudemonkey November 10, 2011

Bed Bunnies

You a couple that don’t do shit outside the bed.
Y’all snuggle n fuck like bunnies

“Yo you think Andy and Lilly are coming out tonight?”
“Naw since they dating they don’t do shit, they lame bed bunnies”

by cminivan March 5, 2019

bed condom

a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.

he sleeps around so much that i had to put a bed condom on his bed before i crashed in it.

by the real frank the tank April 21, 2009

kill in bed

To fuck someone so hard they won’t forget it.

Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.

Leon: Bruh how do you do that?

Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.

Leon: Aye that’s my boy

by afhsg June 3, 2018

Bed Soring

The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.

"Hey, how was your date last night?"

"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."

by F4ilwin July 11, 2016

Bed Blast

A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.

Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!

by Anonymous1847282718181 May 5, 2020

Shit in the bed

Amber Herd

Amber Herd took a shit in the bed, she is a dumb bitch

by Captain_solo192 April 22, 2022