brace yourself

In the small Norfolk town of Kings Lynn and the villages surrounding, 'bracing yourself' is a term followed by a face similar to a gurn. The facial expression is called 'a brace'or 'the brace' with an 'urghh' sound attached

Rob:Brace yourself Jamzo!
Jamzo:*Braces* URGHHHHHH!

by Jamzo October 27, 2007

Piss on yourself

Often used in place of screw yourself

Byron: I'm going out with Deavonee.
Jonny: Oh piss on yourself.
Byron: She's the hottest girl in 6th grade.
Jonny: I Said PISS ON YOURSELF!
Byron: You wanna fight?
Jonny:*Kills Byron*

by ?? January 31, 2003

rape yourself

a man or woman masterbating themselfs

If you rape yourself you are jerking off or fingering yourself to a orgasm..

by jason 510 September 1, 2006

think-for-yourselfer

a self-centered person; one who does not give a shit about anyone but themself

Made popular by the one and only Dane Cook.

"Why won't you give some money to those starving kids in Africa? You're such a goddamn think-for-yourselfer!

by iheartmcdreamy21 December 12, 2006

heck yourself

heck yourself

The act of putting your non erect penis around your ballsack and covering your butthole. Then shitting wet shit everywhere.

Man: I hate you
Me: go heck yourself

Man: what is that???
Me:The act of putting your non erect penis around your ballsack and covering your butthole. Then shitting wet shit everywhere

by Genji-memes January 30, 2017

Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.

"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"

by kramer1354 April 26, 2021

Catfishing Yourself

Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one

I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself

by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 4, 2018