your mom

your mom, the person who raised you....

your mom is ugly
your mom is fat
this all is true....
Im just kidding all moms are cool

by Jessica Lee June 3, 2007

your mom

A comeback that stupid people often use because they are too slow to come up with something good to use. Can often be replaces with your dad if the stupid person chooses.

Katie: Your Clothes are Ugly
Becca: Your moms clothes are ugly!

by Fro-Lickk October 10, 2005

your mom

to diss someone and to be stupid and annoying to the person by you

J: im gonna save money for collage
E: your mom goes to collage!

by Jasmine Garcia July 10, 2005

your mom

A usless expression started by God who knows, just to annoy the hell out of us

''What did you do last night?''

''your mom''

by Operation: Douchebag July 29, 2006

Your Mom

is the nicest person I have ever met.

I went to Your Mom's house and she made me a batch of cookies and let me lay down in the Lazy Boy. She then proceeded to cover me up with a cozy wool blanket and told me I was a nice boy.

by goldenwater2245 November 6, 2007

your mom

1. a phrase used to answer a question when you do not know the answer or you don't feel like answering it.
2. a phrase that is used when you repeat what someone says; a comeback.
3. an annoying phrase used by schoolchildren

1. KID 1: How many cups are there in a pint, again?
KID 2: Your mom.
2. KID 1: This movie is so perverted.
KID 2: Your mom's perverted.
3. If you say YOUR MOM one more time, I'm going to KILL YOU!

by Ablative 3 June 6, 2005

Your Mom

An insult given typically when one has been defeated in an argument but does not want to admit it. People who give this insult may also lack wit and originality, or simply may be obnoxious. It spun off of the largely popular yo mamma jokes.

Person A: You see, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?

Person B: Yeah, well... your mom.

by LogicLikeaBoss April 4, 2011