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Julian Xavier Cantu Has the biggest dick in the land
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Xavier

Xavier is that guy who every girl wants. He’s sweet, kind, respectful, not to mention HOT AS F*CK! He’s good at every sport he touches, but likes soccer the most and he’s amazing at it although he doesn’t think so. He doesn’t always have a high self esteem and sometimes thinks he isn’t good enough but it’s all in his head because he’s amazing and can do anything he puts his mind to. He’s close with his family and is super caring. All his friends are jealous of him and every girl wants to date him. Honestly he’s just the whole package and he doesn’t even know it.
Megan “ hey have you met xavier? HES SO AMAZING!!!”

Sophie “no I haven’t but now I have to!!!”
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Xavier has a giant penis and always likes girls form different countries
Xavier: dude I went out with this girl she's shot

Guy 1: bro where is she from?
Xavier: I think Japan?
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Gay asf
likes jerk off to fortine porn

overwatch and valorant

and is a furry
Omg that faggot is a Xavier
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Xavier

Where do I begin, not only is Xavier extremely good looking he is really kind hearted, to everyone and makes the best jokes. Even when they are cheesy as hell. Before I met an Xavier I was a mess but he turned my whole perspective around on everything! I could never replace Xavier, he is my best friend and my future <3 I would do anything for him.

Bridie
Bridie is the best person you will ever meet. she is beautiful, smart and amazing. she has a nice figure and is kind. she has no idea how sexy she is. she has the most majestic smile; the only thing better than her smile is her hair flick (it looks liek an autistic horse) she is thicc and has a nice ass . I love you Bridie (p.s. we should date)
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Xavier

Will always be better than etienne no matter what the contest: cock size, muscle size amount of women shagged, skill in bed, how hot the women are.
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Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
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