Midnight Wood 

The boner that keeps you up in the middle of the night; the opposite of morning wood.

I had such bad midnight wood last night that my dick was sore all day.

Midnight Wood by TKFT June 1, 2013

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels 

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)

Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels by angelas3656 December 18, 2012

Tiger's Wood

A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's.

Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.

"Have you seen Tiger's Wood?" "Um, no comment"

Tiger's Wood by Mr. Frizzle December 14, 2009

Dead wood 

Worthless employees in large companies are dead wood.

I got finally got a promotion but everyone in my new group is dead wood.

Dead wood by Frizbee Dog April 14, 2006

wooden onesie 

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin

"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"

wooden onesie by BOOPER-FUCKIN-DOOPER June 2, 2018

woldy 

Woldy is Pittsburgh hood slang referring to a homie or a person to whom one is speaking to.

Hold up woldy hear me out!
Chillin with my woldy!

woldy by LaFamillville131 December 7, 2015

woodaru 

Pronounced wood a roo...
No action taken. Synonymous with doing nothing and leaving the work.for others.

My wife wanted me to cut the grass but I decided to woodaru it until my son got home.

woodaru by Yotarolla June 16, 2011