"Wife rounding" occurs when a wife tells her spouse the amount of money she spent on something. The amount is always rounded down, typically in increments between $1 and $10.
Husband: Honey, how much did you pay for this?
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.
by gipnor June 2, 2010
Get the Wife Roundingmug. A trope commonly found in harem-novels, as coined by translations of Chinese novel "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System" by Mòxiāng Tóngxiù. Describes common plot devices that force women around the protagonist to fall into his arms (and bed).
I can't stand this novel, the amount of convenient wife plots lying around is insane! The fauna of each village can't ALL be aphrodisiacs!
by MarionB December 22, 2022
Get the wife plotmug. by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018
Get the Rice wifemug. Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.
Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.
by Moo Rad November 7, 2012
Get the Wife and Lifemug. A term used in kitchens to describe someone as someonelse's longterm 'bitch' during any part of kitchen operations. Although more commonly used between men, men can be the Kitchen Wife of a Female co-worker as well.
However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.
However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.
by Paco Psinglesias June 21, 2010
Get the Kitchen Wifemug. Enlightened, highly assertive, career-oriented feminist female who has subjugated the man she married into a supplicating, testosterone-deficient hubby boy. She often keeps her last name after the wedding and puts pressure on her HubbyBoy to show submission by hyphenating or changing his. She is usually found steeped in academia or climbing the corporate ladder in her given career field. If military, she is always high ranking and when she deploys overseas, her faithful HubbyBoy dutifully masturbates at home while he tends to the “home fires.” Mother wives are very maternalistic toward their men and take the responsibility of lovingly guiding him toward feminine-centric truth extremely serious. Discipline through harsh language or withholding coitus is a routine part of the relationship but it is always done lovingly and with maximum compassion for his inferior faculties.
Synonyms:
Succubus, conquerer, dominatrix, cuck scolder, alpha-female, cougar, man eater
Synonyms:
Succubus, conquerer, dominatrix, cuck scolder, alpha-female, cougar, man eater
“Joey wanted to watch the football pre-game but his mother wife told him watching The View would make him more sophisticated so he did that instead. As a reward, she gave him some alone time to masturbate to her image.”
by El_Watcher_de_Silencio November 18, 2022
Get the Mother Wifemug. A woman who gets married in Mexico (or another country) where it’s not legally binding in the United States.
She insisted on getting married so he made her a Mexico Wife so she couldn’t later divorce him and take his cash.
by Juan_Carlito May 11, 2021
Get the Mexico Wifemug.