A woman who gets married in Mexico (or another country) where it’s not legally binding in the United States.
She insisted on getting married so he made her a Mexico Wife so she couldn’t later divorce him and take his cash.
by Juan_Carlito May 11, 2021
Get the Mexico Wifemug. "Wife rounding" occurs when a wife tells her spouse the amount of money she spent on something. The amount is always rounded down, typically in increments between $1 and $10.
Husband: Honey, how much did you pay for this?
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.
by gipnor June 2, 2010
Get the Wife Roundingmug. You mean she's pretty AND she volunteers at a children's hospital? Wow, Raymond landed himself a real corndog wife.
by Shamzmam September 1, 2017
Get the Corndog Wifemug. A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.
by luluurubu December 9, 2008
Get the wallet wifemug. A woman who is married to someone who works on the pipeline. Most of the time they can be found in their natural habitat of their home or their recreational vehicle They are either taking care of kids or harassing people on the internet. Some are even talented enough to do both.
Most found their husbands by being a row hoe and others just by being a hoe. Some were lucky enough to find him before he worked on the Pipeline.
Some Pipeline Wives are supportive of their husbands and other Pipeliner’s and others just want to bring the entire industry down.
A smart Pipeline wife keeps her social media profiles secret so no one can find their husbands. However most don’t. That leaves an opening for other row hoes to contact their husbands when the wives are being bitchy.
Most found their husbands by being a row hoe and others just by being a hoe. Some were lucky enough to find him before he worked on the Pipeline.
Some Pipeline Wives are supportive of their husbands and other Pipeliner’s and others just want to bring the entire industry down.
A smart Pipeline wife keeps her social media profiles secret so no one can find their husbands. However most don’t. That leaves an opening for other row hoes to contact their husbands when the wives are being bitchy.
That Pipeline wife sits on her big booty all day eating bon bons and judging others she knows nothing about.
by Oldschoolpipeliner July 26, 2019
Get the pipeline wifemug. Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.
Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.
by Moo Rad November 7, 2012
Get the Wife and Lifemug. A term used in kitchens to describe someone as someonelse's longterm 'bitch' during any part of kitchen operations. Although more commonly used between men, men can be the Kitchen Wife of a Female co-worker as well.
However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.
However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.
by Paco Psinglesias June 21, 2010
Get the Kitchen Wifemug.