whaleish

when one feels very calm and slow but their mind is moving like crazy and putting strange and interesting thoughts down on paper.

"today i woke up and felt very whaleish once i got dressed and ready to take on my day"

by Dr. Finneus Ratworth P.H.D April 26, 2010

Whale Porker

The art of fucking Extremely Overweight women.

You my good sir are in fact a Whale Porker.

by music93man September 26, 2011

Whale change

A sex act involving the lubing of the "blow hole" for a more expedient ejaculation.

Her boyrfriend asked for a whale change last night

by AMJD January 2, 2012

whaledog

A female so irritating and unattractive (possibly out if shape) they are comparable to an ugly mix of whale and dog.

Joe: hey Steven I'm kinda feeling that girl I've there should I talk to her?
Steven: I don't know man she's kind of a whaledog...

by 69overkiller February 7, 2014

whale shovel

Any device used to lift, turn or transfer fat people.

"Three big male nurses couldn't lift her fat ass from the floor, so they had to get the whale shovel out."

by Dirty Diana F. February 18, 2014

whale watcher

a common term for a lesbian.

Jon won't hit on Alison because he's pretty sure she's a whale watcher.

by whale watcher October 10, 2014

whalenos

big whale

whalenos sparking again

by gusticus July 14, 2018