to eat the outside of a delicious corn dog, whilst keeping the weenie to slap your boyfriend's left asscheek
by ez11 May 14, 2016
When you teabag someone wearing a cowboy hat and assless chaps
Provide gossip to Americans about other Americans.
Provide gossip to Americans about other Americans.
“There ain’t enough room for the both of us partner, prepare for some Western Teabagging!”
“She wouldn’t give us the Western Teabag we asked for.”
“She wouldn’t give us the Western Teabag we asked for.”
by Mallywags June 27, 2019
When you eat The Western Bacon Chesse Burger you halfway to the bathroom 30 minutes later about to shit your pants
by Daveyboy323 December 20, 2021
The most western Balkan is a derogatory term that describes Portugal because Portugal has the same values on charts as the Balkan nations.
Look Portugal is clearly just the most western Balkan. Why else would they have the same amount of child mortality!
by Masi-Pallo October 06, 2023
by DatsSk8erBoi February 10, 2018
An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 02, 2008
The act of going to a Fish and Chip shop at lunch (or indeed any time of the day). in order to "western" there should be at least three people and copious amounts of salt and/or ketchup must be added.
by Middle-class liberal softy September 19, 2009