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mr wilson

The guy who walks in and ruins your perfectly peaceful dump experience by busting in to the stall next to you and dropping some serious heat of his own.
I was in the safe haven on the first floor and Chuck came in and fucking Mr Wilson'd me.
by Lil Smoke August 2, 2006
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Alabama muddy wilson

when a male is fisting another and the receiver shits on the penetrators hand and he slaps the muddy hand across his face
i tried fisting my boyfriend and he pooped on my hand so I gave him a big Alabama Muddy Wilson
by anal fisting October 13, 2008
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Wilson

The worst town in all of the world, we have a bowling alley, parking lots and a movie theater. Its where the kids smoke weed and do dip. The adults all leave whenever they get a chance. People cannot even properly pronounce the name of their town, Wiltson is how it is pronounced around here. Guy Harvey shirts are far to prominent, most of the poplulation doesnt know what the word prominent means. If your clothes dont have a fish, a deer, a gun, or a rebel flag on them you are an outcast. Thats good old Wilson for you!
Welcome to Wilson we have absolutely nothing!
Oh no you had to go to Wilson I'm so very sorry
by Wiltson NC is home May 21, 2011
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Wilson

Penis, but not necessarily an erect one. Willy is short for Wilson, and is more commonly used.
That geezer got his Wilson out in public. Don't be such a Wilson!
by Wilson Nilson August 12, 2005
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Wilson

A great guy with whom you will never have a dull moment; he is (usually) friendly and loving but is almost a complete joke. He can't refrain from saying the dumbest sentences known to man, while also being stressed out by the most simple situations where he holds responsibility. Wilson's are not actually stupid, but they sure seem that way.

It is impossible to not love a Wilson, but it's also impossible to not pity them, or find humour in almost everything they do or say.

It can also be used as an adjective to explain doing something immensely stupid, without thought, or that is a complete joke to all who observe it
Noun: Scientists are still baffled by the immense complexity of Wilson's stupidity, but he's still a great guy

Adjective: Did you hear about the kid who tripped over? What a Wilson!
by Captain Nye March 17, 2019
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Whitlow's on Wilson

Terrible bar in the Clarendon neighborhood of Arlington, VA that has somehow become the focal point of all social life in the county.

It's on Wilson Boulevard.
Yes! There's an irish jam band playing at Whitlow's on Wilson tonight! I am SO ready to wait 15 minutes for a beer.
by arlingtonlifer September 26, 2007
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Woodrow Wilson

Slang; Boner, Hard On, Wood, Renob ( Boner spelled backwards), stiffy.
That chick gave me a major Woodrow Wilson!!!
by AdamSonnyRolex February 19, 2011
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