weiner cramp

An annoying dickhead

"That dude is a real weiner cramp..."

by rdhvck November 2, 2019

molly weiner

a molly weiner is a weiner that curls in circles

"my molly weiner curls like a rollercoaster!"

by eliseweiner334 August 16, 2023

Weiner Wop

Using your penis to slap someone in the face especially your significant other. The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick.

If you don’t stop pissing me off I’m going to weiner wop you!

by The man Z April 11, 2020

barneys weiner

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out

while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored

by barney bros March 6, 2020

Weiner suicide

Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.

I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey

by robbierawb November 3, 2016

Weiner Roll

Weiner Roll

"How'd you sleep last night Doug"?
Weiner Rolled Bob...I tossed and turn all night like a weiner cooking at Circle K

by weinersmakeyousmile November 22, 2018

Weiner Shnickel

A penis that is just the head

That guy has a weiner shnickel

by weenier snickel March 23, 2022