Weiner Wife

Someone's gay male life partner.

I bet that asshole homophobe Steve secretly has a weiner wife.

by marble_player March 12, 2011

Weiner Rust

When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.

Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?

John: I'm a virgin.

Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!

by BIGCOCKY123 July 7, 2011

weiner farts

Like a Queef, but for men.

Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.

by my boy slepnir August 5, 2017

honey-weiner syndrome

A syndrome of the weiner after screwing a bottle of honey. Take a wild guess.

"How the heck did I get honey-weiner syndrome????"
"Gee, I wonder."

by We're not eating these oranges January 30, 2014

Whiners

According to Presidential candidate John McCain's advisor Phil Graham, WHINERS are Americans who complain about the poor economy.

Citizen: "But Mr. McCain, Americans can't afford to fuel their cars or buy groceries anymore."
John McCain: "Americans are such whiners."

by Anthony W. Yochmann August 3, 2008

Wienerschnitzel

A man’s penis. Usually referred to this way in a tone of sarcastic disgust, when the speaker (usually female) is mildly-to-moderately irritated.

“Attentive” boyfriend: How did you sleep last night, honey?
Exasperated girl: I didn’t sleep a wink --- how could I sleep with your wienerschnitzel poking at me all night?!

by QuacksO September 25, 2011

weiner-tag

It as a game played among friends where you lightly tap your friends weiner, and shout: "Weiner Tag". This is imortant that you do it anywhere/everywhere. And shout it loud enough for strangers to hear.

Bibby weiner-tagged me in walmart the other day, and the eldery couple behind us frowned.

by Bibby June 18, 2006