albino wanker

video on you tube involving a young man being caught masturbating in public toilets by his friends.

Guy 1 "did you see Nick Holt in that Albino wanker video"
Guy 2 "yea he got caught doing the five knuckle shuffle"

by Big Crazy pat March 4, 2009

New York Wankees

The perfect name for the overpaid baseball team from the Bronx who always choke in the playoffs because they would rather wank on the field so they can enjoy their overpaid salaries in the off season sooner.

Did you see the New York Wankees choke in the play-offs last year, Man they are eating out of Swinebrenners hands.

by Patriotic Leftie July 30, 2009

Willy Wanker

Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.

Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.

by Fannypack December 13, 2015

Fucking Wanker

Mike

The only name that truly represents such a Fucking WANKER

Fucking Wanker? You must mean Mike!

Yes I agree, Mike is a Fuckin' WANKER

Mike can also be defined as a CUNT

by Mr Carr November 3, 2004

Bus Wanker

Taken of the infamous 'Inbetweeners' show. this is where preferably in a mode of transport, going past a bus stop, leaning out the window and shouting BUS WANKER

"hey boys, quickly quickly!"
-lean out of window-
"BUS WANKERSSSSS!"

by amyyeahbabyyyy May 27, 2009

Wanker Spanker

Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.

Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.

I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.

by rachyy April 14, 2007

Wanker

A person who spends galacticlly large amounts of time on exceptionally pointless or fruitless activities.

'For fuck's sake...Bob's been fucking around with the clutch on that car all day! What a wanker!'.

by Bernmeister September 30, 2010