Walter Crankyite

Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.

Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.

by QuacksO May 11, 2019

A Walter

If you’re a Walter you’re probably pride yourself for raw dogging reality. You lack the knowledge to play beer pong or maintain a regular human conversation because you’re inevitably consumed by your alter ego and pride yourself on being straight edge. You’re probably a Walter if you have symbolic tattoos that contradict how realistically dull you are. You’re probably a Walter if they only exciting thing in your life is seeing how much you can bench every day but don’t bench them bitches because a Walter is a virgin.

“What you don’t know your own zodiac sign?

You’re such a Walter!”
Walter: “ play some technical death metal”

by TigerLilwack69 February 6, 2019

knox walter

a professional facbooker and a part time hustler

you remind me of "knox walter"

(you remind me of someone who facebooks and is a part time hustler)

by knox walter December 26, 2023

Walter

Someone who is very tall of course, but is named short because in reality they are jealous that they aren’t tall like him.He is very good looking and can pull more than anyone when he wants to because he is very smex.

Also knows as @wq1_r on instagram

Walter is a very hot person

by walter the coolest November 21, 2021

Walter

He plays lax and is low-key gay because sometimes his masculinity is so toxic he must have to be faking it or otherwise he's a douchebag

Person 1: Yo have you met my friend Walter
person 2: ya but he seems low-key gay

by HDNJIEFH April 17, 2020

Walter White

General definition: Absolute fucking badass.
Practical definition: Calling someone a fucking badass to the absolute.
Literal definition: A person in the show Breaking Bad played by Bryan Cranston, occasionally referred to as "Heisenberg."

Person A: "Hey, did you see that one show with Walter White?"
Person B: "You mean the absolute badass?"
Person A: "Yeah, but did you see it?"
Person B: "Of course."

by Dr. Jim, TSD July 22, 2022

Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010