When the weather turns cold and sluts aren't out and about. So you find one you can stand for more than two hours. Take her on dates and bang all winter long but you aren't fully committed. Until the snow melts and you get back on your slut banging bullshit!
by Jzezy November 28, 2019
by HovnoHovno February 18, 2017
by BaumTraumSchaumSaumKaumRaum July 18, 2023
someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.
by shedevil666 December 28, 2016
A trope commonly found in harem-novels, as coined by translations of Chinese novel "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System" by Mòxiāng Tóngxiù. Describes common plot devices that force women around the protagonist to fall into his arms (and bed).
I can't stand this novel, the amount of convenient wife plots lying around is insane! The fauna of each village can't ALL be aphrodisiacs!
by MarionB December 23, 2022
A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.
by Seshwife1000 July 03, 2018
by arakc August 10, 2011