Technicality Whore

An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.

Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."

Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.

Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.

Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."

"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."

A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"

by CockityCockCockCock March 8, 2010

Chart Whore

Someone, who doesn't actually likes music, but can sing every single top 10 chart tracks.

This personal generally has no idea of music, but solely enjoys everything and anything his/her's radio disc jockey plays.

Saul 'Hey man, check out this album i got, it's John Coltrane's original Blue Train'

Hunter 'Oh, I think i have that on torrent, it's that track with Flo-rida, right?'

Saul 'You fuckin chart whore... and what kinda name is hunter'

by GPSK September 9, 2010

Plunder whore

A person who only hangs around you when they want something.; A user

A phony that only invites you to events to gain gifts or something of value.

EXAMPLE: my phony friends are plunder whores.

by rapunzell November 19, 2012

Good Whore Syndrome

Term used to describe being given the most challenging and often unwanted tasks at work due to superior performance in one's job.

"It's 'Good Whore Syndrome.' The better you are at your job, the more you get screwed."

by Grammar Star April 21, 2015

TI-eighty-whore

(I) A book-smart person who is a freak in the sheets.

(II) A person who is really obsessed with TI calculators.

"Dude, Claire is kind of cute. She's so smart and well-mannered, though. I'm not even sure if she's ever dated anyone."

"You're right. She hasn't dated anyone. However, she's slept with a bunch of guys. She's a total TI-eighty-whore."

"The salutatorian of my graduating class was a total TI-eighty-whore."

by oasisbau5 February 9, 2015

Cock Worshiping Whore

An individual that is an absolute cock slut. Will suck any cock, any time and any place. Becomes an absolute slave to the dick when presented with a cock. Worship includes copious amounts of slobber, hand and mouth action including rubbing with other body parts such as the feet. Other acts of worship may include lipping, smacking, throating and constant fondling.

Rachel is a cock worshiping whore. She sees the D and that's it. She'll work that cock till it blows all over her.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

gossip whore

Some one who is thought of to be excited by gossiping non-stop.

Yes, Veitch is a Gossip Whore

by shika August 30, 2007