George Wells

Chicken robber/burglar.

labelled by the mandem as Zeus.
Always smells like KFC from his victims he stole from.
Oh shit its George wells, hide your chicken!
by Victim_KFC June 19, 2019
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cap the well

Jeff, you ready to head to the next bar?

One minute, let me cap the well.
by plusplus July 23, 2010
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Well Pollished

1)When one is just the right amount of being fucked up.

2) The stage inbetween being buzzed and blacked out.
Man i was well pollished last night

Lets get well pollished then slay some dragons
by eadiot October 06, 2009
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Jesse Wells

A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesn’t have a mom either.
Jesse , your a fucking stoner, OF COURSE YOU HAVE A PEN”-SmileForMe, pissed off at Jesse Wells
by Tenstars June 05, 2023
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Well, Congratulations

what you say when you sense uptight-ness or strain in the air
and you don't want to provoke any escalation. Better retreat.
"Well, Congratulations! Thats lovely news!"
by Krkič February 14, 2019
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Well to be fair

What you say in response an exaggerated, ill-conceived, unjustified, and/or bigoted opinion.
Someone: Why are there so many stupid people in the world?? Like seriously, anyone below an IQ of 50 honestly should just die.

Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 10, 2021
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Sunshine Well

Another word for a bucket.

Derived from the fact that a bucket is cheap, and can be used as a well. Therefore, if you live in the Western Suburbs and don't have a well, you could use a bucket instead. A really cheap bucket. One you can get for like, 10c, and lasts for about 10 seconds.
"Love, have you seen the Sunshine Well? I need to soak my jocks."

"I'm gonna puke! Quick, pass me the Sunshine Well!"
by Dan June 28, 2004
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