crash watch

Binge watching but with a lot of fast-forwarding and skipping scenes.

I thought Wandavision would be very exciting but I ended crash watching it.

by faycee March 12, 2021

Chinchilla Watching

Chinchilla watching is a very uncommon hobby. Most chinchilla watchers are found in Ohio. Chinchilla watching became popular because of the chinchilla's unique way of living and moving. The officail religion of chinchilla watching is Bataspidamanahbenda. This religion is also very uncommon but is growing rapidly throughout Ohio.

I can't wait to go chinchilla watching this weekend with all my friends.

by Begginer Chinchilla Watcher May 15, 2011

Spouse Watch

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.

Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.

by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014

Watching Nativity

Euphemism getting in bed and making out with each other

Person 1: Why were you two in that room for so long?
Person 2: Oh we were just watching Nativity

by mysteriousstranger619 December 11, 2021

Black watch

It's completely bad luck for a person with the name Steve, Stephen, Stevie, etc., to wear or own a black face watch. On the contrary, it is absolute good luck for a person with the name Rebecca, Becky, Becka, etc., to own or possess a black face watch. The good luck is greatly increased if a person named Steve, Stephen, Stevie, etc., gifts the person named Rebecca, Becky, Becka, etc., with black face watch.

Steve gave Becka a black watch

by Witty white girl July 19, 2018

beige watching

Throwing on a marathon of something you've seen multiple times in the background while performing other activities. Used mainly about shows that are familiar for purposes of nostalgia or don't require close attention.

"Whenever I clean my apartment, I'm always beige watching The Office."
"I'm beige watching Tabatha's Salon Takeover for the hundreth time."

by skeletonkeylime May 1, 2018

Drew Watching

A kid/parent-friendly way of saying "Watching Porn". Typically involves masturbation.

Tim: I saw the hottest girl yesterday when I was drew watching.

by supersnoop January 1, 2011