face wash

To grab a handful of snow, tackle a friend to the ground and proceed in rubbing their face with the cold snow.

During the snowball fight, I got tackled and face washed.

by ThePickle December 30, 2003

Redneck Car Wash

A rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.

Guy 1: "Man, your car is filthy!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's supposed to rain tonight so I'll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash."

by iroc78 March 11, 2009

speed wash

To masturbate in the shower with much soap!

I walked in on Joe and he was speed washing his jimmy

by macstever November 4, 2004

Jack's Car Wash

In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.

Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"

by Magic striss March 13, 2009

meat wash

the act of oral sex as performed on a male, blow job

Jill: "I'm not in the mood for the old in-out, in-out tonight."
Jack: "Then could I at least get a meat wash?"

by drummist July 4, 2006

hang wash

To hang wash yoru clothes is similar to hang drying them, only more lazy. It constitutes putting worn clothes on a hanger or over a shower curtain or towel rack for a few days. After an appropriate amount of time, the clothes are considered "clean" again.

There may be a limit imposed on how many times clothes can be hang washed before they must be subjected to actual soap and water.

Dude 1: When the washer in my apartment broke, I had to hang wash my clothes for an entire month!

Dude 2: Dude 1, that's gross.

by Phoenyx October 1, 2006

batti wash

Commonly known as arse but with the word 'wash' added as a doing word, i.e to batti wash, or in simpler terms, to lick the anus

ere, you'll never guess wot i herd!

wot lad?

John 'batti washed' Christine at Gazzers Party

by boothy056 December 9, 2007