vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 20, 2015

vodka

russian baby formula

babushka talking to her grandchildren: “in mother russia, you don’t drink vodka, vodka drinks you.”

by russianbitch July 31, 2021

vodka

A clear, strong alcoholic drink made especially from grain or potatoes

This is my second glass of vodka.

by bluestinger66 December 7, 2022

vodka vage

When u go down on someone and you can taste their night out

Damn you've got a vodka vage

by The 3 N's February 26, 2017

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

Vodka Clit

When a female is unable to get physically aroused due to heavy alcohol consumption.

I didn’t have good sex with Michael last night after getting home from the bars, I had vodka clit and he had whiskey dick.

by gaydancer January 28, 2019

vodka something

A mixed drink made by mixing vodka with something.

Bartender, please make me a vodka something, just mix vodka with whatever you have back there.

by EasyDick January 20, 2020