tipping the velvet 

when lesbians go down on each other

tipping the velvet by shooger June 4, 2003

red velvet twinkie 

During anal sex, severe penetration causes rectal prolapse at which point the male partner proceeds to jizz inside the prolapsed butthole, only to gobble it up seconds later.

"Yo how was Tenjune last night?"
"Awesome, I heard Constantine gave some grenade a red velvet twinkie."
"Dude, that girl was a snook."

red velvet twinkie by Octavian DuBois February 4, 2010

black velvet elvis 

anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.

Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"

black velvet elvis by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 24, 2009

Liquid Velvet  

A Girl's pubic trail that is shaved into a stripe down to the vagina

Emily's Liquid Velvet was shaved into a thin stripe

Liquid Velvet by Bobby Bob Boble March 4, 2009

red velvet cum cake 

When your girl Is on her period and you bust a nut in her yeast infected pussy then proceed to consume that pussy

Her: come eat this red velvet cum cake

red velvet cum cake by Fresh_esh August 12, 2019

keep it velvet 

stay cool

yo... keep it velvet baby

keep it velvet by gtrvic February 21, 2009

Red Velvet Treatment 

The Red Velvet Treatment is a maneuver used during oral sex. The receiver is male in which the giver will take in his or her mouth the penis, the scrotum and tickle the anus with their tongue.

Darrin’s eye’s widened with surprise when Velma removed her dentures and proceeded to give him the red velvet treatment.

Red Velvet Treatment by SharonPeters June 21, 2008