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Vampire Life

Made popular by Jim Jones, #vampirelife or #vamplife. It is living the party lifestyle, staying inside or sleeping all day, while coming out at the night time in full force. Related to fast life, and rockstar life
Thomas: "dude you haven't slept in 3 days, what the hell is wrong with you?!"

Anton: "Im livin the vampire life bro live fast die young, rockstar lifestyle might don't make it"
by Patrone67 October 24, 2011
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Vampire Sex

A type of sex that involves very violent movements and intense, chaotic actions. Key indicators that vampire sex has taken place would be bruises on the girl, bite marks on nearby pillows, the headboard, or possibly even the mattress.
Diane saw the pillow torn in several places and her roommate's arms bruised badly. She assumed Gary was over last night and had wicked Vampire Sex.
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Energy Vampire

A person or couple that just sucks the energy out of a room or from a conversation.
You: Did you see Bob at the party yesterday?
Friend: Yes, I left exhausted. Please let me know if the future if he is going to be at one of your parties. He's such an energy vampire.
by manofwow March 9, 2010
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vampire biscuit

The large breast of a Gothic girl.
"Holy shit, look at the Vampire Biscuits on that girl"
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demonic vampire

half vampire, half demon, 110% evil
by AoB May 29, 2008
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Vagina Vampire

A lass who achieves eternal youth and verility by slurping up his girlfriend's period blood
Brittany: Honey can you pick up tampons for me

Vagina Vampire Danny: No bitch I'm getting straws
by Alex, June 30, 2008
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Vampire oral

A vampire who goes down on a girl who is menstruating.
"I had gave her the best vampire oral in the world."
"Man that was a tasty vampire oral."
by GothLolita15 November 18, 2007
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