River Valian

Is a person that was born and raised in River Vale and decided to live in River Vale as an adult. These humans believe that River Vale is the a representation of the world. Modern language refers to people in this category as “Karens” for their reporting of garbage cans being on the curb hours past their “deadline”. They complain about the deer population but refuse to make decisions that will help. Ultimately, a river valían is an entitled human that lives in the fantasy land of a suburban town in Bergen county and believes that they are the best.

Man you better watch out with that family, they are River valians

by Countrysquire April 26, 2025

Prince Valiant

Prince Valiant is an American comic strip created by Hal Foster in 1937.

Tabitha, have you seen a Prince Valiant comic book?

by Snapper2001 January 20, 2026

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The Best twitch Channel ever.

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by VcardOwner June 12, 2019

White Girl Valhalla

(n.)The place women go when they die in a horrific, stupid but horny way.

You hear about the Instagram supermodel hitting a lightpole while flashing her tits out the window of a car? (Yes, this actually happened.)

Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.

by theonewhoflops December 2, 2023