by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
Get the Jack Valentine mug.The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.
by STABBHHGJFJCJ January 23, 2022
Get the Goth Valentine’s Day mug.(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day
(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”
by Sir guuuunels February 15, 2022
Get the Belated Valentine’s Day mug.Kid 1: Man his presentation on saving america and the saint corpse parts is crazy
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.
by distributedledger September 10, 2022
Get the Funny Valentine mug.The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
Get the valentine mug.a pathetic attempt at marketing yet another random day of the year. only this one makes both singles and couples feel like shit. if your single you get to watch others parade around with hearts and balloons while feeling lonely and worthless. if your in a relationship you have the obligation of spending yet more money on a ridiculous day and are supposed to act happy for the useless waste of money your partner has gotten for you. either way, valentines day was made for capitalism, not love.
valentines day bf: hey man wat did u get ur girl?
single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.
valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.
single guy: true man, true.
single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.
valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.
single guy: true man, true.
by multipersonthought March 3, 2011
Get the valentines day mug.A girl who seems nice and outgoing on the outside
but once you get to know her she is as
"shady as a fucking tree"
and she will also complain alot until you get tired of her
and mooch off you until you get sick and tired of it.
She will also lead you around trying to mess with your mind and emotions until you are broken
mentally physically and emotionally.
but once you get to know her she is as
"shady as a fucking tree"
and she will also complain alot until you get tired of her
and mooch off you until you get sick and tired of it.
She will also lead you around trying to mess with your mind and emotions until you are broken
mentally physically and emotionally.
Dude 1: i saw your girl with another dude!!!
Dude 2: Damn she better not being pulling a valentina!!
Dude 1: dude this girl i like only goes to me when she wants something from me....
dude 2: Dang i hope isnt doing a valentina....
Chick 1: I saw "so and so" with a boyfriend last week and has another one this week
Chick 2: ooooooh i hope she isnt a valentina
Dude 2: Damn she better not being pulling a valentina!!
Dude 1: dude this girl i like only goes to me when she wants something from me....
dude 2: Dang i hope isnt doing a valentina....
Chick 1: I saw "so and so" with a boyfriend last week and has another one this week
Chick 2: ooooooh i hope she isnt a valentina
by WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-OH-OH-AAAA-AH December 19, 2012
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