Vagina Mullet

Vaginal hair trimmed short in the front and long in the back. Also the name of a metal band in the early 2000's, who pronounced their title "vah-john-aye-moo-lay" and claimed it was French for "hairy steak".

"She had a sweet vagina mullet, and I liked it."
"The band Vagina Mullet played a rad show!"

by Chelsarrr May 16, 2012

vagina surfing

When you've gotten a girl nice and wet, then you jump up and slam your toes inside her yelling "hang ten" and ride the wave

Its not vagina surfing if you dont yell "HANG TEN"

by roscoeuk April 7, 2015

Vagina Drug

Noun. A controlled substance that is hidden from the cops, family, friends, etc. in the vaginal area.

Person 1:The cops are coming! Hide the drugs!
Person 2:Already taken care of.
Person 1:Where are they?
Person 2:In my vagina.
Person 1:Really, Vagina Drugs?!

EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1:This weed tastes atrocious!
Girl 2:...Sorry, that was hidden from the police in my vagina.
Girl 2:Ugh, sick! I always told Eleanor not to smoke those Vagina Drugs!

by PeterCottontail May 25, 2010

Vagina Toast

The thing you spread penis butter on

im glad i had some "vagina toast" to put my penis butter on.

by spann twin February 28, 2011

Vagina Logic

The ability of any woman to win an argument or prove a man wrong, based solely on the fact that she has a vagina.

Abigail proved Johnny wrong through vagina logic.

by behle December 9, 2008

vagina holder

A vagina holder is something to hold your you know what in place when you’re having an exciting day

I got some new vagina holders today at Macy’s

by I’ll dick you down June 1, 2018

Vagina flies

Flying insects that take shelter in nasty ass vaginas.

I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I had vagina flies!! Ew! vagina

by WasabiCakes June 20, 2011