by hunkyboy May 21, 2010
by Vagtastic8766 April 02, 2011
Necro Vag... A rotting sweltering vagina that has to be surgically removed due to it's necrotic status. Symptoms include an eye blinding smell that wobbles the knees, imbues the lungs, and turns the stomach. An all encompassing odor that consumes a piece of your soul, and stains your very existence. One small whiff and your never the same again.
EXAMPLE..."Mrs smith has a severe case of Necro Vag from all donkey and gorilla sex she had while traveling with the circus"
by smendez April 11, 2010
When a female quickly puts her vagina lips on a male's face, much like when a male tea bags a female
Example: "oh my God! Ashley was dancing on the bar and totally vag badged Clark's face!"
Example: "oh my God! Ashley was dancing on the bar and totally vag badged Clark's face!"
by Carly Charity October 24, 2009
the female version of a "dick slap"; when a woman puts her pussy right in a man's face holding the right or left labia majora aka outer lip to then slap his face with it.
*this can also be done with both outer lips
*this can also be done with both outer lips
"was that dessert?" he said.
"uh no, it was a vag slap... my version of a dick slap you sarcastic bastard," she responded as she pulled the front of her skirt down with a smile.
"uh no, it was a vag slap... my version of a dick slap you sarcastic bastard," she responded as she pulled the front of her skirt down with a smile.
by redpyre March 25, 2012
Yo Tony, I'm tired of my primary vag, but I'm so throat deep in side vag I don't know which one to pound.
by Inbread December 16, 2009
An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.
Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...
by YAWA May 11, 2020