upper blumkin

When you pinch a loaf in the tank (upper deck) of a toilet, commonly as a prank, while getting a blowjob.

My girlfriend and I upper blumkin'ed the club bathroom to save time.

by heddynuggets May 6, 2007

Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

by Colin January 26, 2004

Upper Moreland High School Football

The worst UM High School football team since '08-'09. They are a joke and an embarrassment to Upper Moreland, having a losing streak of every game they have played.

John: Hey, wanna go to the Upper Moreland High School football game?

Mike: Yeah, and watch them lose? No thanks.

by yeahthatsme_ October 20, 2011

Upper outies

Feeling up a chicks tits from outside the shirt, usually while sucking face after the first date and often before removing the shirt, fucking the chick, leaving after she falls asleep and not calling her again.

Guy #1 : "How did your date go with Tits McGee? Did you get any?"

Guy #2 "Fuck no! she's a cock tease!the best i got was upper outies"

by Schmeeo August 10, 2009

Upper Causasia

Geographical area of Washington DC, West of Rock Creek Park to Western Ave NW. Upper Causasia is where all the rich white people live. The area is known for not having any of the same issues that the rest of the city has, such as extreme poverty and high HIV Infection Rates. Its also extremely boring...

Tim " Where in DC do you live"
Mike " I live in Friendship Heights"
Tim " Oh you mean you live in Upper Causasia"

by petworth kid September 3, 2011

upper rooming

Opposite of snitty elite grouping.

hanging out with friends, with open arms, no matter who you are

I am upper rooming to watch my fave movie ‘She’s the Man’

by upper room May 14, 2019

Upper Denby

The smallest worst village ever known to man. No buses, no people, no friends. There's got to be a prison sentence for bringing up children in this village. It's criminal and just makes them a social reject. A hell hole full of stuck up millionaire's with no children or communication skills, old perverted farmers with nothing better to do with their lives than to talk about windmill's and finally elderly. Woo :|

Joe: Hey,wanna come to mine?

Karl: Where do you live?

Joe: Umm Upper Denby,

Karl: You know, I think I'm busy. Forever. Bye.

by qwertyboi December 5, 2010