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Ultimate Pushout

Is when a man or (woman with a strap on) screws a woman in the vagina during her peak dialation of giving birth. The woman is concentrated in pushing the baby and penis or (strap-on) out.
Bertha and I enjoyed the ultimate pushout last night as her water broke and gave birth to Johnny.
by Ace Onceagain December 9, 2008
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Ultimate Handjob

An act whereby a male penetrates a woman in her anus while she fists herself. She then grabs her penis through her vaginal wall and stimulates it to completion.
John was delighted that Sarah was loose enough to give him an ultimate handjob. He didn't hate his children afterall.
by Fanov ultimate September 11, 2011
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ultimate supreme-nist

Only the most coolest of anything old, vintage or retro.
You are going to a thrift store (i.e. Goodwill). While looking around, you see an 8-track player! You run up to it, pick it up, hold it tight and say, "This is only the most ultimate supreme-nist thing ever!" So, sooo cool.
by spider04drwho March 18, 2008
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Ultimate Blumpkin

To get a bj while taking a dump and eating lobster at the same time.
I went over to legal seafood and got an ultimate blumpkin in the bathroom.
by spoonman14 June 10, 2009
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ultimate powerdisking

Watching not just multiple episodes of the same show in a row, but the ENTIRE SERIES in a very short period of time. This is especially done before the show's finale, in order to catch up quickly before the conclusion.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you ready for the season finale of LOST?"

Dude #2: "No, I've never watched that show."

Dude #1: "Oh man, you gotta catch up! This will require some ultimate powerdisking!!"
by JayGayle August 9, 2010
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ultimate gypsy

being the stand out dumbass of the crew. Doing some task that no one approves of that makes you seem very odd and out of place.
Chris: After basketball, i am going to buy some frozen yogurt and count all the things i love in life

Everyone else: You are the most ultimate gypsy
by kkllii April 28, 2011
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Ultimate Ash

The name given to a dog when he/her has sex with the president
Dog: sexes president
President: you're really an Ultimate Ash
by Jerry Smith's Dog November 28, 2021
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