When your dad finds out he's gonna start twitching on the floor.
~or~
When I meet him I'll be twitching on the floor.
~or~
When I meet him I'll be twitching on the floor.
by Clayluver April 9, 2004
Get the Twitch on the floormug. The twitching hour struck twice this week when the Donald first tweeted that Obama had wiretapped him and then later twitched it to the British actually doing it.
by Helo world champ March 21, 2017
Get the twitching hourmug. by Beyazzled October 29, 2018
Get the maggot twitchesmug. the quickest way to blow up
by raybeez April 8, 2022
Get the arrogant twitch of potassium chloridemug. face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.
I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.
Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?
Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.
Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?
Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.
by homeless teacher from TEXAS June 9, 2013
Get the face-twitchedmug. by Kitty rain January 16, 2021
Get the Twitchingmug. 