Turkish Buddies

When two people reunite at a turkish restaurant, and after that they start to be even closer amazing friends, afterward they make chocolate at a factory, chinese fire drilling, night swimming, and prank calling.

Holy Monkey! Melanie and Yasmin totally unexpectedly met at the Turkish restaurant, and now they are Turkish Buddies

by The Turkish One & her friend June 17, 2009

Turkish Pimp

Humorous or derogatory slang for a BMW driver. May have originated from a reference to Germany's relatively large population of Turkish immigrants.

"So you bought a 735i?"
"Yeah, now I can be a Turkish pimp!"

by Rexar April 5, 2005

turkish battleships

The act of anal fisting a girl while pouring water on her constantly and screaming as loud as you can, simulating the sound of a battleship.

Dude last night was dope, me and this girl were doing Turkish battleships!

by Harryisbetter12 June 6, 2018

Turkish Cyclist

A Turk that buys an extremely expensive stationary (spinning) bike, never uses, and then tries to peddle rent money from buddies who want to use it.

That cheap turkish cyclist wants to charge me money to use the spinning bike.

by Seaabass November 5, 2009

turkish turd

A large, constipated, dry turd that stretches the anus to a point that may be sexually arousing.

Ever since I had that turkish turd, I'm very open to anal sex.

by Nikolai Jerkov July 9, 2007

Turkish bookmark

The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.

Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.

by bellyonyoback November 2, 2008

Turkish Twizzler

When a man whacks off to the point of ejaculation, holds it in and twists his big one and then releases it producing a twizzling burst of the good stuff.

Jimmy shot his turkish twizzler all over his bitch last night !

by chuckieNorrie October 5, 2009