travis barkering

having anal intercourse in a 3 way while the other two men play her ass like a drum set with their dicks

me and my room mates decided to have a 3 way and i went anal and we started travis barkering that bitch

by nigger joe hoe fo sho October 18, 2011

Travis

An idiot that doesnt know how to spell and literally acts like he is in charge of everyone and acts like you have no purpose in life

STOP BEING A TRAVIS

by GatoisGaming February 20, 2019

randy travis

when a male inserts both testicles into a females anus, then proceeds to stand up slowly, stretching his testicles and scrotum until they pop out making his voice very deep.

Tonight i plan on giving her a randy travis, she loves it when they pop out and i sing to her.

by undetected1 March 10, 2008

travis barker

Travis Barker...See also: (GOD of Drums)The ultimate GOD of drums...for anyone who thinks otherwise, you are rediculous. Maybe you are the upity tigh rich SOB's that dont like the kind of music that he so amazingly dominates. the kind of people who think that his music is actually corrupting the minds of the youth. You probably havn't ever seen him play the drums...you cant say shit until you've seen it. His technique is amazing, its so fast and smooth, he should be considered an idol to all drummers he is better than...WHICH IS EVERYONE. Dont talk about his life either, you dont know him... you are probably just jealous because he is better than you. You were saying that Blink-182 broke up because of him, well you are wrong. He just did an interview with the official blink 182 fansite along with mark talking about the REAL reason that they took the indefinate hiatus. Tom even had a piece in there about the break up. you may think Travis is the biggest waste of talent ever, but I am pretty sure you are the biggest waste of OXYGEN ever!!!

Matt: Hey did you hear, Pete and Adams lives got cancelled?

Matt: There is a GOD!!
P.S. Travis Barker is the Greatest!

by MFK September 22, 2006

Feasterville, Trevose

Without a doubt THE most boring place to live in the entire world ... take it from someone who lives there, IT SUCKS! People's reasons for moving there are usually "because the schools are better"; but see, is it really worth it to go to a "better school"(which I don't really understand anyway) if your kids have to be bored to death everyday of their lives? People want to look back and remember the fun times they had, not how bored they were living in Feasterville. Anyone who's ever lived in the city will tell you that it's fun as hell, there's always something to do; but the suburbs are about as entertaining as staring at the wall for 6 hours. Whatever you do, NEVER move to Feasterville. If you've got a good, fun life, avoid Feasterville at ALL costs.

Friend #1: "Hey, did you hear that John's moving to Feasterville, Trevose this summer?"

Friend #2: "Yeah dude, that fucking sucks for him, the suburbs are boring as fuck."

by John208 July 29, 2008

Travista

One who licks poop stains off of panties like it's melted Hershey Bar.

"Look at that guy over there licking the shit off Kube's mom's panties!" said Andrew. "He's so pulling a Travista!" said Julian.

by MasterMind|RSB January 10, 2009

The Travis

A small but angry closet homosexual whose ass waters if you whisper in his ear "cock, cock, cock".

Friend 1: Last night my boyfriend and I were attempting to copulate but I couldn't get wet!

Friend 2: You should have pulled "The Travis" on him.

Friend 1: What is "The Travis"?

Friend 2: It's when you whisper cock, cock, cock into his ear, it will make his ass water.....problem solved!!

by Concerned Shipmate........ November 27, 2012