the result of confusing a boy's last name with the ancient art of paper folding. this confusion normally occurs at swim meets when two girls are discussing said boy and one is thinking about origami.
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Get the Today is the Day mug.1. just being plain fruity or hella gay just for the day; cannot be gay for the week because its just flaming homo as fuck
2. when a certain person acts gay by saying gay shit or doing it for a laugh
3. something you do when theres nothing else to do when hanging around with your friends
4. when you get that gut feeling to be gay, but not be entirely gay cuz its just plain gay just for the day or the rest of the night but as soon as it hits midnight that day, the gayness has to stop but if your acting hella gay when its 12:01 a.m. or past that, you are OFFICIALLY GAY.
5. to put it simply, just being gay for the day. tomorrow will be no different.....OR WILL IT? DUN! DUN! DUN!
2. when a certain person acts gay by saying gay shit or doing it for a laugh
3. something you do when theres nothing else to do when hanging around with your friends
4. when you get that gut feeling to be gay, but not be entirely gay cuz its just plain gay just for the day or the rest of the night but as soon as it hits midnight that day, the gayness has to stop but if your acting hella gay when its 12:01 a.m. or past that, you are OFFICIALLY GAY.
5. to put it simply, just being gay for the day. tomorrow will be no different.....OR WILL IT? DUN! DUN! DUN!
1. "Hi Brendon! How are you today?"
"Get the hell away from me, blud! You hella gay!"
"Dude, stop tripping, I'm just being gay for today"
"Oh look! It's Orlando in a tutu!"
*BIG LAUGHS*
"Stop laughin'! This shit ain't funny, nucca! Pink is the new green, bitch! Brendon, lemme get half of that human burrito!"
"Ok....you guys are just plain gay...except Hardale, he's just gay for today..."
"Not me! I'm in a tutu! This shit is flaming metro, brraaahhhh!"
"Your hella gay Orlando..."
2. "Dude its almost midnight, stop touching my ass"
"I'm just being gay for today dude, stop being a fucking panzy pie"
"Panzy pie? What the fuck is that?"
*12:01 A.M.*
"Something....Right...Here!"
*Licks Finger and Touches Dudes Asscrack with it*
"DUDE! NOT COOL! YOUR FUCKING GAY!"
"ah....shit, don't tell Daniella on Myspace about this...."
"........Daniella's a dude...."
"FUCK!!!"
3. *WHISTLES*
*WALKS INTO ROOM*
*BIG GAY METROSEXUAL MOANS*
"Brendon! What the fuck are you doing?!?!"
"I FINALLY GOT FEELINS FOR SHANTELLE! AINT THAT RIGHT BABY?"
*man voice* ".....UH SURE, KEEP PUSHING THAT MEAT, HELPS HIDING MINE..."
"WHAT THE FUCK...?!"
"HAHA, BRENDON, YOU FUCKED A TRANNY!"
"Get the hell away from me, blud! You hella gay!"
"Dude, stop tripping, I'm just being gay for today"
"Oh look! It's Orlando in a tutu!"
*BIG LAUGHS*
"Stop laughin'! This shit ain't funny, nucca! Pink is the new green, bitch! Brendon, lemme get half of that human burrito!"
"Ok....you guys are just plain gay...except Hardale, he's just gay for today..."
"Not me! I'm in a tutu! This shit is flaming metro, brraaahhhh!"
"Your hella gay Orlando..."
2. "Dude its almost midnight, stop touching my ass"
"I'm just being gay for today dude, stop being a fucking panzy pie"
"Panzy pie? What the fuck is that?"
*12:01 A.M.*
"Something....Right...Here!"
*Licks Finger and Touches Dudes Asscrack with it*
"DUDE! NOT COOL! YOUR FUCKING GAY!"
"ah....shit, don't tell Daniella on Myspace about this...."
"........Daniella's a dude...."
"FUCK!!!"
3. *WHISTLES*
*WALKS INTO ROOM*
*BIG GAY METROSEXUAL MOANS*
"Brendon! What the fuck are you doing?!?!"
"I FINALLY GOT FEELINS FOR SHANTELLE! AINT THAT RIGHT BABY?"
*man voice* ".....UH SURE, KEEP PUSHING THAT MEAT, HELPS HIDING MINE..."
"WHAT THE FUCK...?!"
"HAHA, BRENDON, YOU FUCKED A TRANNY!"
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