spooning the toilet

The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.

Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:

"Where's Josh?"

"He's already spooning the toilet."

"Did you get pictures?"

by bteen3 December 18, 2007

toilet hug

To vomit.
The act of vomiting, usually while sitting on the floor, withc both arms around the toilet.

1.Scot was hugging the toilet for the rest of the night after all that booze.
2.Katie went to the bathroom to toilet hug.

by zenboy3000 October 15, 2004

toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.

Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"

by simdave2000 May 6, 2010

toiletrize

to use toiletries

yo im goin to the bathroom im gonna toiletrize

by classicrocklover March 7, 2011

toilet mash

The content inside hot pocket sideshots food source.

Those hot pocket sideshots have diarrhea toilet mash inside them.

by Mrwordman March 20, 2011

toce

toce is a name that is offered to a divine person, it can also represent superior intelligence and power

george bush thinks he was so toce

by the toce September 13, 2011

Miller Toilet Filler

A big Beer Poo after consuming large quantities of delecious Miller Lite and hot wings. The result is loose bowl movements that float around in the toilet water and don't always flush completely down on the first try. The person usually feels much better, relieved, and refreshed after complete defecation.

Man, I took the best Miller Toilet Filler after I got into the office today, I should have taken a picture of it. I feel so much better, I will probably do another one later.

by Thomas D. aka Duffman November 4, 2008