by trufaks June 21, 2021
Get the torturemug. The yellow vehicles that you see on the road every morning and afternoon which bring children to and from school. Can be a literal nightmare sometimes, as little kids are screaming or adolescents are yapping at each other. Don't be late to the torture vehicle, or else you may be late for school!
Mom: Son it's time to take the bus to school today!
Son: But mom, I don't want to take the torture vehicle! It sucks... Can't you or dad just drive me there instead?
Mom: No, I gotta get to work, and your father is busy. You have to take the bus.
Son: Don't you mean torture vehicle?
*mom sighs and facepalms* It's called a bus, kiddo.
Son: But mom, I don't want to take the torture vehicle! It sucks... Can't you or dad just drive me there instead?
Mom: No, I gotta get to work, and your father is busy. You have to take the bus.
Son: Don't you mean torture vehicle?
*mom sighs and facepalms* It's called a bus, kiddo.
by GeniusChampion266 January 19, 2024
Get the Torture Vehiclemug. A form of sexual activity including the torture of the cock and left nut. Very high risk, and very low reward.
by fortniteballsallinyourface December 11, 2024
Get the cock and ball torturemug. Taylor Swift's 11th studio album. Considered a top 5 in some swifties leaderboards of best albums, theorized to be about Matty Healy and Joe Alwyn, with some songs that are also theorized to be about Travis Kelce such as The Alchemy and So High School. Came out April 19th and was announced at the 66th Annual Grammy's after winning Album of the Year on February 4th, 2024. It's lead single is Fortnight ft. Post Malone
Meredith: Hey, did you hear about our mom's new album, it's called the.. uh.. Dead Poet's Society..
Olivia: Do you mean The Tortured Poets Department?
Benjamin: Oh yeah.. She released it as a double album also.
Olivia: Do you mean The Tortured Poets Department?
Benjamin: Oh yeah.. She released it as a double album also.
by SunnySuki June 3, 2024
Get the THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENTmug. Cock and ball torture is a medievil form of torture used around the 1600's. They performed this by grabbing mens "cock and balls" and then ripping them off. This is a brutal method and is strictly banned in all states of the U.S.A.
by Airy6000 August 2, 2022
Get the COCK AND BALL TORTUREmug. Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
by HolocaustPartDuex May 6, 2020
Get the Cock and Ball Torturemug. Person one : man I hate this it’s real torture
Person two : what is
Person one : school
Person two : oh
Person one : yea ...
Person two : I’m sorry I- come here dude 🫂🫂
Person two : what is
Person one : school
Person two : oh
Person one : yea ...
Person two : I’m sorry I- come here dude 🫂🫂
by Thatuglyclown🤡✌🏼 November 24, 2020
Get the Torturemug.